Wednesday, October 29, 2008
A laugh a day...
So we are at the doctor's office yesterday (I suspect Allison may have a Urinary Tract Infection, and I'm waiting for results from the urine sample) and after we had been waiting for a little while, Tyler informs me that he needs to "go poop." Of course it always comes at the most inconvenient times, but when you gotta go, you gotta go! So we get our business done, and we meet Dr. Colon coming up the hallway. Everyone exchanges hellos and as we enter the room the following dialouge takes place:
Tyler: Guess what?!
Dr. Colon: What?!
Tyler: I POOPED!
Dr. Colon: Oh good, did everything go okay?
Tyler: what?
Dr. Colon: In the bathroom...did everything go well?
Tyler: Oh...yeah.
So yeah, very imformative. But wait, it gets better! For you to get the full humor, you must know that Tyler is the Bad Word Patrol around our house these days. We aren't allowed to say stupid, dumb, hate, idiot, shut up and so on and so forth. Anyone heard saying one of these words will most certainly be put in their place. Billy and I have even resorted to spelling a couple of these words a time or two to avoid any unpleasant encounters from Officer Hadley.
Now back to the story. As Dr. Colon is giving me all the options of how we can go about collecting a urine sample from Allison, this dialogue transpires:
Dr. Colon: I'd hate to have to do a catheter if we don't need to.......
Tyler: But we don't say "hate."
Me: I'm sorry, he's totally the Bad Word Patrol lately.
Dr. Colon: Oh my son is the same way. "Stupid" is the bad word in our house. (Now speaking to Tyler.) I'm sorry. I would RATHER NOT have to do a catheter if we don't have to. (Smiling) How's that?
Me: (Also smiling) Is that better Tylerman?
Tyler: Yes.
Then tonight Tyler inquired about a potential "bad word."
Tyler: Is "hideous" a bad word?
Me: (wondering where this is going) No, it's really not too bad.
Tyler: But sometimes is it a bad word?
Me: Well, it just means ugly. Who said that word?
Tyler: Wish Bear says it when she loses her tummy symbol. (On the movie Big Wish.)
Me: Oh, you're right. So Wish Bear was just saying that she looked ugly without her tummy symbol.
Tyler: Yeah, and when Princess Fiona is big she is ugly.
It's all about perspective!
Friday, October 24, 2008
Fall Family Traditions
Fall has always been a season full of traditions for my family. These traditions included the North Georgia State Fair, trips up to the North Georgia mountains and to our cabin in North Carolina, apples, pumpkins, and Trick-or-Treating. For several years, we enjoyed the tradition of going to the Ellijay Apple Festival to enjoy homemade root beer, apple dumplins, kettle corn and fudge. However, as the Apple Festival grew more and more crowded with each passing year, we realized that the word about this small town festival was getting out! We no longer enjoyed it the way we had in past years, so we decided to alter our tradition and spend more time at other stops, such as Bert's Pumpkin Patch and Hillcrest Orchards. (Although, I am discovering that the secrets to these places have spread like wildfire too!) Despite the growing crowds, these still continue to be our two favorite places to visit in the fall!
Hillcrest Orchards is our most favorite of the many apple houses (as we like to call them). They have the MOST amazing fresh apple fritters, apple cider and apple cider doughnuts! I haven't tried the pumpkin pie there yet, but Vanessa says they are also out of this world. I'm getting hungry just thinking about all these delicious treats! At Bert's, you can find just about any size or variety of pumpkin that you want - including green ones for Tyler! Here are pictures from last weekend's trip. And since everyone always adds a disclaimer, here's mine: MANY pictures to follow! :)
Pumpkin Discovery

"Is this thing for real?!"
"I just love big pumpkins!"

Tyler loved leaning over on the HUGE pumpkins!

Taking a ride in the wheel barrow!
I honestly didn't know green pumpkins existed! Everytime Tyler wants to color a pumpkin green, I say "I really don't think pumpkins are green Tylerman." Guess I was wrong!
Loaded up and ready to go!
And finally, our pumpkins on display!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Cowboy Tyler
After putting one of the hats on, Tyler declares, "I'm Coyboy Tyler!" He got this from a Backyardigans episode he watched where they were cowboys (Cowboy Austin, Cowboy Tyrone, Cowgirl Uniqua, etc.) So that's how Cowboy Tyler came to be!

Allison wanted in on the action too. She's going to do whatever she sees Tyler doing! She got up there and after observing the situation for a couple minutes, decided she wasn't going for a ride. She looked so cute sitting up on that big horse and it was definitely picture worthy!
When Sergeant Mark had to leave, we headed down to claim some seats for the "radio" (Tyler's name for the rodeo)....YEE HAW!!! Tyler loved watching the "big bulls" and Allison loved dancing to the music (of course!).
We decided to leave after most of the exciting parts had passed, but grabbed some ice cream on our way out. As we walked to the car I said to Tyler, "Wow Tyler, we had a great night! You got a cowboy hat, you got to ride a horse, get a balloon, watch the rodeo, and get ice cream. What was your favorite part?" Without hesitation he responded, "THE ICE CREAM! I LOVE CHOCOLATE!" However, I think his answer was a bit biased at the time. His response now is "the big bulls knocking the cowboys off and riding the horse!"
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
My Love Bugs
It makes a mother feel so happy to see her children love and care for one another! I especially love to watch Tyler and Allison as they give "loves" (hugs and kisses) to each other.Ever since Allison entered this world, Tyler has adored her...



...and Tyler is Allison's idol in every sense of the word!


How innocent and simple the love expressed by a child is! They love so unconditionally, the way our Heavenly Father intended. I am so blessed to be a mother and be reminded of these simple truths from day to day!

Friday, October 10, 2008
Tyrannosaurus Rex


It's definitely reusable, just not in the way I had anticipated!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Allison's doctor visit
After being called back, I motioned for Allison to follow me and said, "C'mon Allison, time to go!" At this point, her confidence began to waver a bit, but she was reassured when I picked her up and carried her to the exam room. Upon arrival in the exam room, Allison looked around at the familiar setting and let out a discontented plea for help. She knew what displeasures awaited and she wanted no part of it. Who enjoys being stripped down to nothing but a diaper, measured, weighed, and asked to wait (practically in the nude mind you) for the prodding doctor to come along and "check things out?!" I certainly wouldn't, so I can sympathise with the poor little thing. After the nurse took her measurements and left the room, Allison was all smiles and giggles. I took a couple pictures while we waited for the doctor. 
Now I do have to give Dr. Colon (pronounced like men's cologne) credit for being an amazing doctor. I absolutely love her, and even drive a bit out of my way to take Tyler and Allison there. Maybe a lot of doctors do this, I don't know, but she does the exam while letting the child sit on your lap so they will feel a bit more at ease. However, it really wasn't helping in Allison's case. She cried through the entire exam! Everything came out looking fine, and her stats are as follows:Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Picasso in training
Yep, those are the cushions on our leather couch! I have to say that I'm very proud that I didn't explode and yell at him. I guess it was how proudly and innocently he showed me his masterpiece. So, I calmly said "OHHHH, that is NOT okay. And now you get to sit in time out while I clean it." I also put in a little side note to him that he should be glad Daddy wasn't home to witness it, since I don't know how he would have reacted! Anyway, it took me nearly an hour to scrub off all the pen marks and he sat in time out for the duration.
I'm sure you are thinking, "So where were you while he created this work of art???" I was actually just right on the other side of the wall in the kitchen preparing lunch. When I left Tyler to head into the kitchen, he had just gotten out one of his library books to look at. He was sitting on the couch flipping through pictures of T. Rex and other dinosaurs and seemed perfectly content. But I guess he didn't look at the book very long at all, because I'm sure it took him most of my time away to accomplish all that he did!














