Saturday, April 4, 2009

Out of the Mouth of Babes

It's so true that kids say the funniest things, and ours keep us laughing on a regular basis! Here is a sampling of Tyler and Allison's recent humor (all of which have taken place over the past week).

After passing by a miniture golf course that we had visited back at the end of last summer/beginning of fall:
Tyler: Hey! That's where we went golfing!
Mommy: Yep, it sure is!
Daddy: How does he remember that?!
Tyler: Because my brain is ALWAYS turned on!


While visiting some friends at the school I used to teach at:
Mrs. Wiggins (to Tyler): You look just like your Daddy. You need some little round glasses so you can be super twins!
Tyler: No! I have good eyesight!


We met up with my parents, sister, and her two kids one night for dinner. We didn't tell Allison that we would be seeing them, so this is how she VERY excitedly greeted them once we reached the table in the restuarant:
"Hey, Lana, HEYYY! Hey, Kayden, HEYYY! Hey, Grandma, HEYYY! Hey, Pawpaw, HEYYY! Hey, Auntie, HEYYY! HEY GUYS!!!"


While eating a meatball sub at dinner, Allison was having some trouble getting a bite due to some very stringy cheese. Daddy came to her aid the first time it happened. Then, when it happened a second time, Allison responded with, "Awe maaaaan! CAP (crap)!"
***I plead the fifth if anyone wants to know where she learned that word!***


While admiring the moon one night, Allison stretched her little arms as far as they could go and grunted. She then exclaimed, "I can't get it Daddy!"

4 comments:

The Tall Girl Cooks said...

Too, too funny. I love the "CAP!" one. While we were in Hawaii I about died when I heard Caralie say, "What the hell?" I'm a terrible mother - I'd said that a couple of times on the road - not meaning to, but saying it nonetheless. That was an awkward conversation...

Keep 'em coming!

Carlia said...

i love the moon comment. how adorable!!!

Marissa and Adeline said...

I actually say crap alot! And I have heard Adeline say it before! That is funny about Allison!

Crafty Lady said...

Ha Ha! They are so funny and so cute. What a sweet wish, to touch the moon. I love how their minds work.