5 year olds don't have crushes, do they??? The thought never even crossed my mind until Tyler made the following comment the other night.
Tyler, Grandma, and I were watching Family Feud. When the winning team started jumping up and down in excitment, the cameras showed the losing team clapping and smiling. Then the following dialogue takes place:
Tyler: Awe man, I wanted the other team to win.
Me: Why?
Tyler: Because they have a girl that I like on that team.
Grandma (smiling): Was she pretty?
Tyler: Yeah. And she has a good shape too.
Are you kidding me??? I'm not ready for this!
While you're laughing, here's a little more humor from Tyler...
While unzipping his footed jammies: Man, I'm hot.
Me: Really?
Tyler: Yeah, I'm roasting! I'm like chicken fried steak!
And while I'm at it, here's one from Allison...
We had to take Ryan to the doctor yesterday because of a high fever. Since everything was checking out okay, they decided they needed to get a urine sample. After watching them do the catheter Allison asks, "Why did they put a paint brush in Ryan's peepee?" I'm not sure what about it made her think it looked like a paint brush, but I told her that it wasn't a paint brush and did my best to explain what they did and why. After my explanation she said, "What? I didn't hear you?" (Translation: That sounds like a lot of rubbish. Please try again.) So, I attempt to explain once again and she replies, "WHAT??? I still didn't hear you?" Then she sticks her pointer fingers in her ears, twists them around and says, "Let me clean out my ears so I can hear you!"
6 comments:
Holy CRAP, where do your kids come up with this stuff?! They are SO freaking hillarious. Chicken fried steak? lol! A paintbrush? haha!! Awesome. Your kids can always make me laugh.
HA! Those are some hilarious things they have said.
I am not ready for the whole crush thing, either. Jaynie told me the other day that THREE of the boys in her class are her boyfriends. How does she even know this word? I laughed it off and mentioned it to her teachers. They said yes, that these three boys take turns holding her hands, kissing her boo boo's (daddy where is your shotgun), and making sure they play blocks with her or sit next to her at circle time. WHAT?! They are 3! She won't even be 3 until April! This is not happening. Someone is getting home schooled lol.
Ha Ha! Yeah, the whole boy girl thing. Millie has a boyfriend and I am going nuts. She is almost 7 and I would swear she thinks she is 25. Good luck with your little heart breaker.
Caralie had (and still has) a crush at age 5. She insists she is going to marry him and even asked me why kids can't get married.
Heaven help us.
HA! That is hilarious that Tyler mentioned her "shape." LOL!
I'm laughing so hard right now!
Tyler and the girl's shape and Allison's "what? i can't hear you, let me clean out my ears" HILARIOUS!!
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